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Textbook Interspecies Snorgling
Look at this, People. A kitteh has decided to pass out on a pillow. Except this pillow happens to be a…tortoise. Hardest pillow evah! Discovered on The YouTubes from Navarrasbabies.Filed under:...
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The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe Has Nothin’ on Me!
She thought she had a lot of kids? Check out my creep. Hey, I’m not puttin’ my kids down, that’s what you call a group of tortoises. Is this what the slow movement is about, Catnik? This just in!...
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Seventeen Dynamic Duos
There all sorts of reasons why things pair up. We have recently received a glut of awesome duos. We have compiled and organized some of them for your viewing and squeeing pleasure. Parent and Child...
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Kittens Who Love
This kitty loves to share. Doesn’t matter that she’s sharing a meal with a reptile. It’s nice to chow down with friends. This kitty loves to make his friends feel good by giving some Swedish massage....
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Nose to Nose in Nosevember
It’s good to get out and try new things, meet new folks and smell new smells. You never know, the next creature you sniff could be your new best friend. Via Reddit by Briarbeauty?Filed under:...
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Go Niners! Verrrry Slowly!
The San Francisco 49ers are in Seattle to play the Seahawks tonight, and here’s one of the Niner offensive linemen modeling the latest protective body armor for use on the field. “We’re working to get...
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Tortoise and the Heir
Queen Tortiebeth III is rather pleased with her reflection. Everybody bow. This critically endangered Egyptian Tortoise quite enjoys her delusions of grandeur, via Zooborns.Filed under: Uncategorized...
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Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates
Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives. You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas...
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The Slowest Spectacle In Sports: The Zoopolis 500!
Everyone knows about the Indy 500, but here’s an even bigger event- the Zoopolis 500! The events began at 10:30am ET. Quoting the Indianapolis Zoo’s site, “This event is always a favorite with fans...
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Turtles and Tortoises and Terrapins, Oh My!
Everybody flap your flippers! Today is the 14th World Turtle Day, the annual holiday founded in 2000 by American Tortoise Rescue! There are so many ways to celebrate! Starting with giving turtles a...
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Somebody To Lean On
This poor guy couldn’t reach his shell phone to call for help…then a pal came by to lend a helping hand nose. Submitted by Julie S., in honor of World Turtle Day today.Filed under: Uncategorized...
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When You’re Waiting For Santa-
Time seems to pass rather s l o w l y, does it not? “Last summer you had the chance to meet my tortoise Waffles. He has grown some and now has a new sister named Mango. Mango is the light coloured...
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Mom Taxi XX: Takin’ It Slow
[ArewethereyetArewethereyetArewethereyet?] [ARE WE THERE YET?] As seen on ZooBorns.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Mom Taxi, Tortoises
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Friday Haiku: Slow Pokes
Turtle or Tortoise? Do you know the difference? They both move slowly. From DP&F. Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Friday Haiku, Matchingks, Tortoises, Turtles
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♫ Life In The Slow Lane ♬
Yes, that’s a SKATEBOARDING TORTOISE. With Wally The Sqwerl in the background. Where is this place and how can I be there now? (Squid.)Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BFFs, Sqwerl, Tortoises
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Skateboarding Tortoises
Because….well, why not? Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: redonk, Tortoises
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It’s My Coming Out Party!
This is my breakthrough moment! The day I come out of my shell and start hatching my own plans! So everybody show up and egg me on! Via U.S. Geological Survey.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Ehn,...
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Tortoises, Start Your Engines!
Today’s the annual Indy 500, and the Indianapolis Zoo held their Zoopolis 500 Wednesday, a prelude to the big race. The winner? Well, watch the video and see! Look what was waiting for the winner (and...
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Mom Grandpa Taxi: Hang On, You Whippersnapper
From The Telegraph: “Hugo the giant Galapagos tortoise gives a ride to an Indian star tortoise at the Australian Reptile Park, New South Wales, Australia. Picture: Rex Features.” Thanks to Arne, who...
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Therapy Tortoise On Duty, SIR!
One usually associates “therapy animals” with dogs. Or maybe even..ponies. But DID YOU KNOW™: Tortoises can fill the bill, too? This is Wasabi. She makes the rounds to visit people who are sick or...
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